Read Funny computer related poems and jokes here

Posted on December 21, 2008 by Monik

Yesterday when i was surfing i came accross this website , it’s got cool poems related to computers. “Computer poems” a website contains many poems and jokes and many other things about internet, computers and mostly tech related things. It will make you smile for sometime and that’s why we guys are here to make readers smile!

I couldn’t stop laughing after i read these jokes.

Boss: “Your job is to review eighty million lines of computer code in the company’s systems. You’re looking for any reference to the current year. Those pieces of code will be a problem in the year 2000.
Employee: “Gotcha.”
Employee (six months later): “I’m happy to report that the date did not show up once. In fact, it was all just zeros and ones!”
How many “paper MCSEs” does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four: one to find the light bulb insertion braindump online and download it, one to get a copy of the pirated light bulb insertion simulator from Transcender, one to actually screw in the light bulb, and the fourth to comb the want ads looking for jobs that don’t require any previous light bulb insertion experience.
This guy calls in to complain that he gets an “Access Denied” message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his user name and password in capital letters.
Tech Support: “OK, let’s try once more, but use lower case letters.”
Customer: “Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard.”

Surf and Read websites in your inbox just by sending a email

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Monik

I know it is very hard to convince your boss to allow you surf websites in you office but when you are allowed to send and receive emails than why worry?

Rediffmail recently launched a service webinmail where you could send a email and then you would get a reply with the webpage itself!

But there are some problems. It does not load javascript so you can’t actually see some active content and also it converts all the images into attachments so therefore you cannot get the original layout of the page.

It’s simple. Do as i say.

To: browse@webinmail.com

Subject: (websites name with http:// . e.g http://www.etiole.com) (If you want search Google than subject should be google: your question)

Content : Blank

Then send it. You will soon get a reply. And also, when you click any link in the email automatically it will email the service again and you will get a reply.

Tips – if you want a better layout a would recommend you to use Yahoo! , if you use Gmail chances are that you may not receive the website in proper layout.

Have a look at this screenshot of the mail i received for google query etiole.

Thanks Amit (Digital inspiration)

A search engine to search online games all over the internet

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Monik

There are many gaming websites which have awesome games but is there a search engine to collectively search them with keywords?

GameCurry , a website , actually a search engine allows users to search flash games. It’s just like Google but this time the results contain game result. Currently Gamecurry searches Miniclip , Games2win.com , Zapak.com , addicting games, gamesgames and many others.

Heres a snapshot of the result page

Now surf this website without clicking

Posted on October 26, 2008 by Monik

Dontclick.it , another website is a nice example of what kind of website one should make.
It is the best dynamic website i have ever seen. It is a website where you do not need to click.
It runs on Flash 6. There you don’t need to click on anything , all that works out there is just a mouse over. It has been created by Institute for Interactive Research.

Create Automated Phone calls to escape meetings or people, online with prerecorded calls

Posted on October 23, 2008 by Monik

A new Tool , allows you to make fake calls or even prank calls to yourself or your buddy or anyone with a cellphone. You may use it to escape a meeting , or even a dum friend of yours or your tuitions or anything.

It has prerecorded sounds on it which are played as soon as one picks the call up , you select which ones to play like for example if you want to skip your Meeting which is on the 12th of November , 12:00 in noon , you select the time and then set the sound as ” Genuine – Flatmate lostkeys” so this will give the command that when you pick up the call you will get to listen that your flatmate has lost his/her keys and is asking you tom come home and and help her. Try the tool “getmooh” to access these cool services.

You can even play it online and then select it. Many other prerecorded sounds. Prank calls like ” A call from a drug dealer “, “A call from the police” and others are also provided. Like Always this service is also free is free.
All you need is one time registration where you will be Smsed the password.

Create Custom Designer T-shirts online with Zazzle

Posted on October 23, 2008 by Monik

Zazzle, I had Discussed earlier , is one of the best Designer tools i have ever seen Online. It allows you to design your own designer T-Shirts (both men and women) ,Calendars , Shoes , Posters , Mugs , Greeting Cards, Business Cards ,Bumper Stickers.

It has got a very good editor which allows you to zoom and work very quickly and easliy. The templates are also good which you can edit or you can even start from the scratch. There are many variety of cloth and colors out there and you can even add your own images or text or any other pattern you may want to use.
You can buy it for reasonable rates (depending upon the products used).

You can Earn from it too. It’s like – you design a shirt – it’s put down in your shirts gallery – someone likes it – he orders it – you get the decided commision. It’s quite easy and good. You can set the price of your product ,starting from the rate set up by Zazzle , as you increase the rate your commission increased too!

You also get your own products gallery , A complete store where there are all of your T-shirts , Shoes , mugs and other stuff designed by you , where people will come to shop!
Recently it also launched the product ” Customizable Skateboards” where you could design your own cool Skateboard and then buy it. Designing is completely free.

Play the biggest golf game online for free

Posted on October 19, 2008 by Monik

Wgt is the biggest online Golf Game Available on the intenet, and it is name World Golf Tour (wgt)
It requires Flash 10.0 and so we can make out that it has pretty good graphics.
Just like Second Life, which is complete virtual life , this one is a game made for Golf , people who really love golf and who want to play with people around the world.

It is A very good game which i played for around six hours direct as soon as i was informed about it.No Download is required to play, just log in and then start playing.
It can be seen how quick it’s becoming famous as you can spot out that within a few days of release the website has already reached the top 100,000 websites ranking (source: Alexa)
I love the scenarios , they are just too good , actually you can’t make out that they are virtual or are they real.

Here are some of the screenshots – (please click on the image to enlarge it)

Arrange a karaoke party online with this website!

Posted on October 13, 2008 by Monik

Ever thought of having a karaoke party without using any huge machine but having it online?
A website called Karaoke Party makes it possible. All you need to do is to attach you microphone to your computer and then log in to the website.
You will get many popular albums and song’s available and the best part is that they also provide us with the lyrics of the song.
You also get indication to tell you when to sing, and after all nice things in life come for free, this service is also free of cost.
It is a bit slow if you use dial up connection but will work normally if you have a triband or a broadband , and you also need to spare some time to allow the song to load or else -
lalalalala…..loading……….lalallaala……..buffering…………..

Image Editing Tools available online which may help you

Posted on October 9, 2008 by Monik

Why are you breaking your head on editing your image with Photoshop or Corel Draw or any other software?
You can do it online and you can get even better special effects added to it and free of cost.

Some of the tools I found amazing were -

Flaunt R – Better know for it’s interactive Image editing tool which helps you edit you images just like a professional does. You can convert you images to Mobile wallpapers and also add some painting effects from world famous paintings. I recommend you this for editing all you image online. This is the best tool but only if you have a fast internet speed or else you would end up waiting for the website to load.

Glitter Fly – I think so this is the best Image editing tool online. The website is very User Friendly and also while editing the image you can add font to it and the fonts available there were amazing. It is also well know for adding Glitter to images and so it is a master in it. It has got several effects that can be added which are fully prepared for images of any sizes.

Free Online Image Editor – It is the most easiest Image – editing tools online. It has got some good help pages which will help you to edit your photo’s. It has got load of animation to be added to yor image and also , you can create a awesome background for for your computer to be used as a wallpaper. You can even add animated masks to your images.

Image Editor.net – I have to say that they have put up a lot of effort devloping the interface of the website as it is just like how you use any other software on your Computer. Same options like Any other image editing
software.

Etiole

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