Yesterday when i was surfing i came accross this website , it’s got cool poems related to computers. “Computer poems” a website contains many poems and jokes and many other things about internet, computers and mostly tech related things. It will make you smile for sometime and that’s why we guys are here to make readers smile!
I couldn’t stop laughing after i read these jokes.
- Boss: “Your job is to review eighty million lines of computer code in the company’s systems. You’re looking for any reference to the current year. Those pieces of code will be a problem in the year 2000.
Employee: “Gotcha.”
Employee (six months later): “I’m happy to report that the date did not show up once. In fact, it was all just zeros and ones!” - How many “paper MCSEs” does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four: one to find the light bulb insertion braindump online and download it, one to get a copy of the pirated light bulb insertion simulator from Transcender, one to actually screw in the light bulb, and the fourth to comb the want ads looking for jobs that don’t require any previous light bulb insertion experience. - This guy calls in to complain that he gets an “Access Denied” message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his user name and password in capital letters.
Tech Support: “OK, let’s try once more, but use lower case letters.”
Customer: “Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard.”
